What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.