What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells