How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.