What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.