What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.