What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.