How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.