How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.