How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.