What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!