What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs