Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Put it into airplane mode.

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Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!