Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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A man.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON