What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...