What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac