Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Obstetrician Jokes More Obstetrician Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver