Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Obstetrician Jokes More Obstetrician Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver