They deliver
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Because they don't deliver.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons