Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday