Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why does OP never deliver?

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Censor Jokes More Censor Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.