Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)