Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation