Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk