What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation