What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation