Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

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What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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King Jokes More King Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.