What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"