How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?