How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.