Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries