A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Ouch
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because they were trained.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
He lives on a street with no name.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
