Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.