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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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Cause you've already reddit!
That's the worst book I ever read.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Lie-lacs!
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
They both enjoy handshakes.
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He was a Mets fan.
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A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
