Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.