Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.