Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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