What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.