What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!