Mario Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Luigi Jokes More Luigi Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll