How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.