Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.