What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.