What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!