What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9