How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.