How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.