Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.