What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.