Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)