How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!