How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.