How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy