What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.