What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes