What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."