What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.