What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both