Ten tacos
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They tend to be shells of their former selves
Tacos.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Pork, eh
why don't we have both
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
Neighbor
She wanted to see her nephewlope
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
A: E-I-E-I-O.
An algebra
TOTEM POLE!!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
A Senor Discount
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Dead.
It was a Fiesta
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
