Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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A Selfie!

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Me.

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A Brojob.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6