What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh