What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.