Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.