Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff