What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan