What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan