What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.