Secret Satan.
Baaaaaahumbug
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Dill or No Dill
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.