How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.