Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla