Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!