That sinking feeling...
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Nothing."
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
You knock on the door.
By how fast it sinks.
A: A tortilla ship!
In a circle.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
They're just alternate fax.
