That sinking feeling...
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
A pork chop.
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A weapon of mast destruction.
Waiting for a bus.
Because their entire species is extinct.