Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Who drowns?

The boat.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...