What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.