What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat