What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft