What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !