What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons